AU2009
- Can we touch you?
Welcome to Adric U!
Where you can be U!
By doing what I say to do.
Feeling Dumb?
Well, you could be, but what if you aren’t? What if you are simply dumb compared to others who won’t shut the fuck up about the many things going on in their freakishly large brains? At Adric U we will teach you that it’s much easier to drag them down than for you to climb up to that creepy place that smells likes Vicks VapoRub.
Dress Code
All students are required to have in their possession the school shirt that reads “Adric / Advanced New Avatar Lessons – Yes We can Yes We Will Do It!”. This is mandatory.
Higher Learner Wear
Less mandatory but still sort of kind of or something is the Adric Talking Bear which when touched will tell you he really wuvs you. This will keep you from being sad that you aren’t loved by anyone except Adric.
Both items are available at no charge to you at your nearest Adric U Student Enrollment Center which we are happy to say is now located here in a structure that is educational. Should you fail to do what Adric says no matter how strange, illegal, or just plain wrong, you could very well end up living here.
No weird shit with the bear. You can touch to hear the loving words, you cannot molest it.
When?
Class Two
