A clarification to my earlier advice that it was indeed possible to suck your way out of a bind is required.
I neglected to mention in many parts of the world you will need to be a woman. If you are not a woman, your already low chance of success is further diminished when you attempt this in Batesville, Arkansas to get out of an arrest.
In addition, should you not succeed the first time with your offer to suck, do not extend a blanket offer to any jail official who will free you. It just looks desperate and sad by then.
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Holy crap! His dad must be bursting with pride right now…
That would depend really. Did he mean sucking “dick and balls” as a concurrent thing as consecutive?
I'm sure he'll get lots of job offers from this adventure..hmm…Boy R Us magazine?
They are picky. I keep sending in my snapshots and only get odd magazines in return.