Welcome to the Situation Room. I am Adric Antfarm with breaking news to report.
In a shocking development that absolutely no one did not expect, the 141,424, 141, 225, & 141,226 blog posts on the topic of how horrible drama is have been crapped onto the web in what many people are calling "No Shit Gate".
As most of you will know, the fashion community in Second Life is full of a lot of girls with strong opinions and sharp claws (in addition to many boys playing the role of girls with strong opinions and Lee Press-on Nails). This leads to drama when one accuses another of theft, being dog ugly, having slept with each others pretend avatar men, and in a new low; are now using Haiti charities they are involved in as a weapon in a bitch flight. We have no problem with any of this since it's all very entertaining and why should you not be able to say "hey, you cannot say anything about me cause I did a good thing!"? It makes doing the right thing seem so less worthwhile otherwise.
What we have a problem with are these stupid fucking posts where you actually think what you are saying has not been said over and over (and you bring nothing new to the table honestly). The fact is no one will admit to liking drama just like no one will admit to farting in an elevator, but somehow it happens and we do not see you advocating elevator clean air causes.
By all means, please keep doing what you do. The fact that Second Life's fashion crowd thinks it's all about them is what makes the illusion hold and we can respect that. Go at each other with knifes, bottles, whatever, but do not stand in the middle of a riot like an idiot and sing peace songs when your ass is in a faction just like everyone else.
If you are the one person who has heard gossip or a snide comment about someone and stopped it right there, good for you. We both know you are not however so how about sitting down and shutting the hell up so the rest of us can enjoy the show without your big-ass pious head in the way.
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You are so on a roll!
I don't hardly have time to read all of these last week's posts BUT I did, you are going mad with this, its like you got bitten by the creative bug… but then again conflicts are great fevers that just simply spew out the "disease" of the creative
Next story should be an action/drama/comedy/sci fi/ adventure with a healthy dose of "charity activisim", you know you could! You make them squirm seeing the reality which is their cold dark "bitch" hearts!
You have to be careful and charity in Second Life.
The fashion crowd has a lock on a Haiti and the Life Relay has a death grip on the rest.
I could end up with broken legs if I try to muscle in.
We need to infiltrate these groups and start fights – fashionistas are funny.
Please don't encourage Adric to put on a dress and prim boobies and get a new hymen so he can become a fashionista spy….not sure I could handle that…sigh.
@HBA, don't think he has not done this already! My intuition says he can write about this because he's probably gotten a few bitch slaps and given a few back
@Amalia, you know he can't resist, he's a spy and a fashionista deep in his heart
Any of you who have chatted with Adric know that Adric cannot turn it off.
This is why I was such a horrible kid during my age play undercover thing. No one buys a kid who stops every few to tell inappropriate jokes. I suspect I would be an even worse woman (albeit a funny one).
This is of course why I am sending spies in!
I volunteer to go undercover shopping..but you may need to fund me for this mission. I'm always looking for a dress to show off my jiggle boogies for men who have the Emerald viewer! Just don't send me to newbie places..shoes that have bling cause me to have a migraine. And girls butt cracks remind me I need to go to the ATM. AND I know that any woman with boobies bigger than mine are probably men in RL..
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