Bad Boys. What ya gonna do?

My girl Am likes to talk shit about Florida being better than Oklahoma (weather wise anyone), but we had two stories on Cops versus her one that show we rock.

Tulsa, OK

Tulsa County Sheriff's Deputies assisting park rangers with a driver refusing to stop. 

Holy shit!  it's Yogi & Boo Boo!  I was so hyped to see them hold hands and go over cliff like Thelma and Louise.  If only.  Some drunken bastard in a white truck. 

Looking at this deputy, you know there is a Hostess product somewhere in the cruiser, but you have to respect his calm manner as he explains this gentlemen is clearly not from this area as he is headed down a road with a bridge out.    Sure enough everyone comes to halt and out this crazy drunk runs.

Tulsa is not a jogger's town and TCSO is a not a group of runners.  "Don't do it"  he calmly says stepping out of his vehicle, perhaps making a mental note of the cameras meaning he cannot shoot the drunk and will have to do a brisk walk to get in taser range. 

ZAP!

As the charges are explained (he has not had a license since the Cosby Show was on and made a deputy almost perspire) he rolls around on the ground shouting "you lie!" as if this all is just a difference of opinion that can be worked out.

Note the gentlemen in the green caps (park rangers).  After the tase, they did all the work.  That is Tulsa baby.

Palm Beach, FL

How are you tonight sir?   Great, yeah- I know, Kate is such a bitch.  How did Jon ever-  DON'T MOVE!  I WILL PUT ONE IN YOUR HEAD.

What the hell is this all about?  These dudes are screaming and that is just silly.  So there is a gun on the floor board.  BFD.   Three cops to one man who has not done shit.  Timmy McVeigh after killing 168 Oklahomans was pulled over by a lone Oklahoma State Trooper who found a gun and shows you how it is done.

Q.  What happened then?
A.  I removed my pistol from my holster and stuck it to the back of his head.
Q.  What did you do after that?
A.  I instructed him to walk to the trunk of his automobile.
Q.  Where was your gun at that point?
A.  It was stuck at the back of his head.
Q.  Okay.  Did Mr. McVeigh say anything to you as he walked to the back of the automobile?
A.  Yes.
Q.  What did he say?
A.  He said, "My weapon is loaded."
Q.  What was your response?
A.  I said, "So is mine."

And we all know how that ended. 

Broken Arrow, OK

Broken Arrow is a suburb of Tulsa.  This means they are better than me as a mid-Tulsa person.  Per capita they make more than me and are higher educated.  

This is why this little girl is telling a story of another little girl beating her ass and when she defended herself too well, the other's girl's daddy decided to smack the shit out of her.

Broken Arrow PD frown on this sort of thing and respond with a female officer (do not get me started) who at first said she would not need backup, then decided shit was going south and called for help.   It seems when she said daddy was going to jail his little angel was pitching a fit.

And then we talk to the <sniff> victim <cry> why me!!   Her daddy hit me!

Look folks, this is classic stuff.  Her daddy should of come out and beat the other daddy's ass.   Not have his princess crying with her old ass phone on TV.  It's embarrassing really.  Get your girl a Palm Pre.  

The shame.  Oh is that a Kia?  Oh I see.  

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