Good evening, Adric Antfarm here. Looking out for you (at least until my pizza hot pocket is done).
Click on "Showcase" in Second Life and you expect to be informed, bored, even offended at the scientific displays that dispute a magical man made this great earth in seven days with Brad Pritt and Morgan Freeman. Do you expect to be asked to part with 1500L? No more than you expect to be raped with a broom handle we say.
I had just finished my extensive report on the lie that is weather (yes, the magic man does that shit and we all know it) when I saw a link for "Landscapes Unlimited".
I wonder, I said to Eggy. Is this unlimited landscapes? Shut up, Garfield is on. I see, well I report, you cry.
Upon arrival, I looked for answers. What did I find? Less a showcase and more a deathcase! Yes, the death of your 1500L! This is a fucking ad. Pure and simple. Come on Linden. This is bullshit and you know it. Adric will get the answers.
You there! Adric Antfarm. I want some answers.
Yes, I like Bon Jovi too, but I want answers.
Quit saying that! They do country now anyway. I want answers!
Oh, I am sure that landscape is real nice and I suppose I might pay 1500L, but I have uncovered the real dirt here..
What the hell is that shit on your chest dude? What did you inject in your lips bitch? Do you know how dumb that shit on your shoulder looks? What is up with all the sparkle you goth looking Donnie and Marie from hell? AND why do you keep saying Bon Jovi!
My hot pocket is done, but this is far from over. Far from over.
Adric Antfarm
{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }
It's a shame that pretty much anyone with a Linden friend… or friend of a friend, or cousin of a friend of a former workmate's friend can now get in the showcase…It kind of makes it…. pointless.
If I wanted to be advertised at, I would sit and read the classifieds.
You know Josue – it they made it clear this was an "ad space" and not "showcase" I would not care, but this is wrong and it bothers me that they do it.
Shit…ramen noodles are ready.