And the winner is…

by Adric Antfarm on January 15, 2010

We are pleased to announce the 2009 Addie Award recipients.

An Addie Award is considered by many to be the crowning achievement of a career of hard work, dedication, and not sucking too much with one essential element – making us giggle like school girls.

In addition to a poorly designed 10 prim award, each winner is given a grant of 38L to further recognize their contributions to the world.
 
 

The 2009 Addie Award Winners

 

Most Wonderful Blog Piece

Dale Innus – Enterprise Warcraft(tm)  Yes, written in 2010 actually.  Get your own damn award and enforce those rules if you dislike.

 

Most Funny Fun

Josue Habana – Everything he has written minus defending the honor of Second Life against shit authors no one listens to anyway.

 

Most Balls to the Wall

Crap Mariner – If I had any musical ability and wanted to break into the Second Life music scence, I can think of no better mentor, supporter, and tireless advocate than a man who can't name his avatar for shit, but is all about music.

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Josue Habana January 15, 2010 at 6:03 pm

I don't know what to say… I… I…. I….
I'd like to thank all the people who try to spam my blog with stuff about male genital enlargement, all the people who bitch about my cruelty to pixel children, I would like to thank… umm.No, you know, that's it!

THANK YOU!

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Adric Antfarm January 15, 2010 at 6:09 pm

Thank that chick who left that long ass deep comment.

That is something me and your funny fan base can't even give you.

 

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Dann Russo (Dann Numbers in SL) January 16, 2010 at 4:38 am

as one of those musicians Crap has helped, Crap's the shit! I mean awesome, the man, fantastic, etc….

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Adric Antfarm January 16, 2010 at 11:39 am

The frequency someone mentions Crap’s helping hand in a biz you think would be cutthroat is a testament to his work.

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Skylar Smythe January 17, 2010 at 3:44 pm

Grats all.

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hba January 19, 2010 at 5:18 am

Well fuck you and your awards. Now give me my goodie bag, a blow job and let me storm out of this shithole forever!

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Adric Antfarm January 19, 2010 at 8:54 am

You know how this shit works. Politics. Your vetting did not go as well as we had hoped due to dirty nasty political correctness going on in the world.

I am not legally permitted to disclose who made the allegations, but PETA came forward claiming to represent parties going under the protected identity of “a pack of poor parasitics pounded, post-pyromania, and pummeled”. Without getting into specifics that might reveal names, it’s alleged there have never been stunt performers in certain productions you are involved with.

Even if we could of ignored those skinny meat fearing fear mongers, the FDA raised a red flag over unlicensed medication propertied to be sold as tonic. Then the walls tumbled down with fatties filling my office screaming nearly as loud at the band of men birth givers who want to world to know ass baby birth is a lovely thing unlike you portrayed.

So, what can a guy do with a track record like that? Just wait until Linden is hiring.

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