Furbury
Woodbury changes name and directions to a more furry oriented organization dedicated to telling the world about the wonder that is Hannah Montana and High School Musical.
Second Tool
Unable to cite abuse by Woodbuy as a daily theme and with people finally noticing the Soviet Pact has not existed in many years, Prok changes the name of her site and adds Ann O'Toole as a partner. The new effort is geared towards two angry bitches just going at shit that makes them angry. First month sees around 13232 posts.
Angry Kid
Everyone's favorite little girl Marianne McCann hits puberty hard. Lots of slamming doors and "I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!" are heard all over Bay City. The poor decision is made to have Tenshi talk to her about the changes taking place leading to smoking, tattoos, and three marriages.
New World Never Happens
In news that shocks no one, Hamlet Au's prediction of Second Life being adopted by the entire world does not happen. He doubles down in an article asserting an as yet unknown alien race will also start using Second Life. This causes such anger on Riafa Alpha 8 (a World of Warcraft planet unknown to some idiot bloggers) that they invade and enslave the human race.
Prad
In a post entitled "I so punked you guys! LOL!" Prad announces he is in fact a 12 year old girl living in Hoo St Werburgh, Kent.
Bettina's Gate
A revolving door is installed for all bloggers and avatars claiming they are leaving that allows them to come back while we all pretend they didn't promise to go the fuck away.
Hamlet Au mans the door and gives leis to each one.
Linden Labs sues Linden Labs
Fed up over copybot and other claims, the mother of all suits is filed in federal court with Linden suing themselves.
Stroker Ace Settles
Stroker agrees to a major settlement and change in rules. His lawyer's failure to note the settlement is paid in Lindens does cause him some grief, but inspires his most successful product ever; The Lawyer Sex Bench which allows people to get screwed by lawyers or judges in 21 positions.
IheartAds
IheartSL decides to drop the facade of "Second Life's Largest Community Blog" and becomes "Second Life's Largest Community Ad" running a page that consists of one big ad.
Daniel Voyager Assimilates All
Unable to compete with his 24/7 stream of information, all blogs become part of the Voyager consciousness.
Linden Charges to Teleport
In an shocking (yet not so much) move, Linden charges to teleport from point to point in 10L per 10m increments. Walking becomes popular, people bitch, no one goes to OpenSim.
Blue Mars Launches
A free perfect world with perfect IP protection, no lag, puppies for everyone, and the cure for cancer opens on time. No one goes and the founder moves to OpenSim with Rezzable. He is never seen again, but some say if you go to OpenSim you can hear on a quiet night (all nights) the sounds of sobbing and drinking.
Second Lie Retires
Having finally gotten one person to chuckle, he returns to his job as a shampoo label author.
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I think you forgot one – Adric and Tenshi partner and open a dance club called 'Eggy's Claws' where furries come to forget their troubles.
I can’t see that being a big money maker and she would rob me blind I bet.
BTW – have you ever heard of life sized dolls that men have? I saw a documentary on it once – thought it was creepy – it would make an interesting topic for a blog. When I say life size I mean that – they have real hair and wear real women's clothes and have other 'attributes' that real women have. Check it out solely for blog-worthiness.
I did pass Lars & The Real Woman flipping channels a while back, but it was rather creepy.
I feel for those people, but I don’t want to in any way cater to their illness or they will become obsessed with me and down in the hole under their house I go crying while this freak screams “it puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again”.
You forgot that satanic christians, a new kind of christian will chase after AlterEgoTrip and give death threats!! Oh sorry that just happened now, what will the future hold for me then?? My crystal ball seems to sugest that there are many people who wish to make people like me go away.. Prok being one of them.. perhaps she will also team up with such groups? Maybe in the future..and the internet will be a so called, safe place! Yeah… what we all want, more threat!
I have to admit Prok had a good article today on the return on what’s her name. Ever Angry Ann seemed less angry in her comment.
Make you go away? Nah. I don’t see that I’ve said shit and no one bothers with me. I think there are just too many troublemakers to deal with. Like my favorite SL game. WHACK A MOLE! You hit one, another comes up! But be careful- you may hit a bunny!
Satanic Christians? That makes no sense. Satanic Mechanic maybe. Where do… Oh yes – Rocky Horror.
ah I just filed a report, I was told that even if someone uses the word "Death" and the other words such as "you deserve" that its threat enough, and that no one is supposed to ever ignore it. (If my friends a while back hadn't told me about what can happen when people harrass and threaten death, which on one video (not mine but a 3rd party) I have been given the death sentence not once but 3 times in about 9 comments. I thought it was serious enough to take it as what it was, a threat. Even if its the so called wages of "SIN"… certainly if someone says, "If it was a real threat I'd say it to your face", reminds me of someone, but I can't exactly place it.. and yet I know, Prok can call people all kinds of names but never resort to death threats. This is called civil. (yes, with Prok, I know!!)
I don't know the fuss about Bettina, she is an enthusiast of SL, and just because she felt publicly disheartened doesn't mean she did anything wrong. But that's me.. Alpha is still there. No one ever left they just sort of faded away. Ah but I know its a sensitive issue so I side step it before I get another death threat from someone
BTW Adric you offered me a place in your dorm.. (yeah I didn't know you had a dorm room!!!) ah its a few more videos of Adric and Alter
Where did this threat occur? It’s important to take these things seriously even if you do live in the middle of nowhere and are very safe.
I’ve never had someone make threats, but they are more than welcome to just skip that step and knock on my door. I will gladly work it out with them.
There isn’t really a fuss on Bettina. Just lower class jealous bloggers like myself jealous she is able to get attention with so little merit. We suck just as much and it kills us.
I do not have a dorm room, but it’s a good idea. I have lived in a lot of barracks over the years.
Linden Lab charging to teleport? LOL – given they charge you to give stuff away now, it wouldn't surprise me.Shortly followed by a L$ 10 login fee with no refunds for having to relog when the grid goes down.
Oh well.
Well, the teleport thing is subject to approval of our new alien overlords.
How does Prok write so much? I want his output as I'm fucking stumped after 1500 words and 3 pictures.
Not only how does Prok write so much, but how does she do it so well. Not content I mean, that is out there, but you never see a typo or anything. I can’t write a paragraph that doesn’t need six revisions.
Hehe, Read Prok's piece on Bett. I dunno, I've always liked Bett. I judge ppl on how they treat me and others and she's always been nice to me and to others. The Rezzable lot, well they are a different story and I'm pretty glad they fucked off. They were snobbish, elitist and in some cases, cuntish. Bett's always been enthusiastic and nice – hell she's always talked to me where the Rezzes couldn't be arsed to.
I’m sure Bett is a very nice one but as I was saying, there is nothing there. You can’t just show up and start writing shit.
What if I just showed up and started writing nonsense about cats and other shit I know nothing about. I would..wait.. – that did not come out right. I mean what I just got on here and flung shit at people and jerked off like a monkey in the zoo everyday and I… fuck. I need to go think this out.
LOL! Very true about Prok – millions of angry, angry words (and the occasional sarcastic lol) and nary a typo or balls up. Mind you, I've had to stop reading because not only did I not understand most of it, what I did understand just transferred it's anger to me and I just don't need that. When all we are talking about is a game, I prefer to be dumb and happy these days.
Heh, you made me chuckle.
(Going to retire now?)
Oh Mr Lie;
You make me chuckle all the time.
Keep in mind that while Eggy finds your one sentence hit and misses to be the lowest form of hack hell, I think it shows a lot of hope for our future generation that long form or consistency is not nearly as important as it once was.
I liked "Hoo St Werburgh, Kent" the best…
I was hoping someone would notice.
I looked at a list of brit celebs and picked the one with the most funny sounding home.
Declan Galbraith was the winner. I understand he sings and downloaded a few of his tunes. Sadly, it was that damn “Bright Eyes” which as you might know is about watching your father die and just made me all weepy.
Declan! Declan!
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