"The Case of Untied States of America vs. Adric A. Antfarm. All rise!"
Oh shit. This is it. You know I bonded out on a lot of things and now the piper wants to be paid.
"Mister Antfarm" the judge began "You are charged with an amazing array of crimes. Plane theft, attempting to sell a child, failing to vote for President Obama, not watching American Idol but pretending you do at work when they talk about it, and countless other crimes. How do you plead?"
"Not guilty you honor. Except the Obama thing."
"I see, do you have counsel?"
"No, I do not your honor. I cannot afford such and ask it be appointed"
"Mister Antfarm, you income is sufficient, the court can not order that. Why are you unable to afford counsel?"
"Well, it's the cat your honor. She has very expensive tastes. Not to mention her brother. I had to pay to stop the baseball bat beating"
"Mister Antfarm… Please tell me you are not going to try the "My Cat Did It Defense". I have sent two men to jail just this month who tried that"
"Oh Shit"
"What your language or I will hold you out of order Mister Antfarm"
And then it happened. I heard my truck. I know it was my truck because Eggy doesn't even try to shift gears. She just grinds the hell out of it. She knows how to drive a standard, she just doesn't care.
Sure enough. In she marches with a briefcase.
"You are out of order! This court is out of order! The whole system is out of order!" she screams.
I am so fucked.
"What is the meaning of this!!" the judge screamed. "Take that thing in custody!" he yelled at the bailiff.
"You put one finger on me and I will fuck you up. Starting at the balls." Eggy said exposing her claws and hissing.
The bailiff put his hand on the butt of his weapon and for some reason i stepped between him and Eggy. What the hell is wrong with me?
"Let's all breath here" I said.
"Who the hell is this?!?" The judge demanded
"Pardon me your honor, I am Mister Antfarm's counsel. I apologize for any disruption. I just wanted to make sure Mister Antfarm was not without representation for one second."
"Eggy" I whispered. "I do not want to have to fight off ass-rape for the rest of my life"
"Shut up hairless wonder" she replied as she approached the bench.
"Your honor, if I may cite the case of Garfield vs. Odie"
"What law school did you go to?" the judge demanded.
"I watched every episode of Matlock. Twice"
"You are not a lawyer!! that is not a real case you cited!!" the judge screamed.
"I see. How about the case of fat nasty judge vs. rent whore boy at the Shady Point Hotel"
"Umm.. .what did you say" the judge asked much quieter now.
"Right here pedobear" Eggy said pulling 8×10 glossy photos out of her briefcase.
"I see….." the judge said looking ill.
"I move for a dismissal and a check made out to me for $5000" Eggy said.
"So ordered" the judge said banging his gavel.
"I love you Eggy" I said moving in for a hug"
"Ick. You smell like jail. Go home shower and get that catbox empty. It's the only reason I came down here for you"
"Sure you did"
"Whatever. I am driving home"
"Sure Eggy"
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ah, Eggy transends "law"
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I think Eggy would be a good lawyer. Very impressive job.
I'm having a serious curser problem within second life, I had no idea how much I needed that point and click thingy, not to mention I can't for the life of me understand why it simply doesn't exist anylonger on my second life… on this computer anyhow, but then the other one, well it has a problem since the last update.. Eggy help me, I am cursed!! Can she help me sue SL for making me upset?
I suppose I could sue them, but I would need something to make it worth my while.
My brother needs to flee the country. If he came to Sweden, perhaps he could stay at your place.
Todd is very well behaved. He does not need a catbox.
Sounds ominous..'does not need a catbox'..hmm…does he use the toilet? Or is he an 'under the bed pooper'? Maybe he wears diapers…that would be good..unless you're forced to change them…
Well AB;
Todd just goes anywhere really. We just hope he is outside when the feeling comes over him
I know he's gonna end up in quarentine for at least 2 months if he does decide to get over here! But my home is open to him, just make certain that he gets a good certificate on his health status and such, no need for rabies injections either, or proof there off, as long as he is healthy.. I got a spare cat box and he can use SEB's room at least to make SEB want it- but still we have a spare bed, even if SEB decides to use his room… and have a word with Adric about the installation of xtranormal's state since I and a few people are getting error messages, and that is in turn making me really sad too..
Don’t listen to Eggy. If Todd comes to Sweden you will only see more crime. Swedish cats will not be ready for his level of violence. On the other hand, I would like to get some distance between him and me.
Xtra is being weird?
My install is different i think. I gave them $9.99. I hate to make videos online so I wanted to download more content.
Adric if I could find the "pay for xtranormal" place, I would! How long is that 9.99 good for? I don't see anything I can pay for… grrrr!!! I swear I would pay..
P.S. its kind of fun and cheaper than my second life.
At the main screen as I recall (before you begin a project) is the option to buy content. There are two options.
The first is 9.99 ONE TIME for more backgrounds and characters. That is what I have and what I suspect you would want.
The second is 9.99 PER MONTH which I don’t think anyone wants no matter what you get. Subscriptions are always very hard to cancel I find.
Anyway, I choose the first, it opened a web window and I purchased it. It gave me a ton of new people and backgrounds. There are still some annoying things you need the other for (I can only have 3 people in my movies).
For 9.99 it’s a good deal. I am glad you turned me on to this. It’s really pretty cool.
I guess my location isn't getting it just yet.
I would buy it too, it does sound like a great deal, and its kind of an interesting thing, of course they could get into trouble, like LL because of the ages of people involved, since there are young people allowed on the site to create content. But right now in spite of this product being kind of established, it gives me the impression of a pioneering space.
Weird. You could try to remove your current version and do a new install maybe.
Or, we could go all Bill Cosby on them.