The brilliant AET has once again been a muse of sorts for this blogger who would have to type in the labels off shampoo for content if he lacked others to give him ideas or do something he could make fun of.
Her mention of going to see her son's teacher (he told his teacher she would die old and alone because she was a frigid bitch or something like that I think – or made up) gave me an idea.
Your teacher (well, mine anyway) always tells your mom you are the class clown and this was bad for some reason.
What would happen however if you were in fact a clown?
AET's inspiration is here and for more fun, check out this zombie piece where we learn zombies like corn nuts and are not immune to the swine flu (or squirts) even being dead and all.
Speaking of piggy paranoia, the state death toll is at 28. Before we panic, 17 of those people had issues before the piggy flu came along and pushed them in the grave. 11 had asthma or other breathing issues, two had diabetes, two were obese, and one had an immune system that a light wind could of compromised. This makes the risk pretty narrow but even if you do panic there is good news since unless I can convince them I am 6-24 months old, pregnant, a health worker, have me some infants laying around, or have some illnesses already, they will laugh and make me leave without a shot. Fuck, if you are going to start a panic, have a payoff for people. I couldn't even buy a shot if I wanted to. Well I could, it's kid of shitty taking some child's shot with my underhanded bribes. Besides, what if the vaccine is dangerous? It's best the kid get it really. I will check with him later this month to see how it works out for him. If I was in the army I could all kinds of shots and laugh at you people coughing and dying. Assuming I didn't get blown up or something anyway.
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I have to say, since you have locked me in here.. and I am kind of embarassed to be honest, but it was a nice thing you say Adric, very nice…
I'll have to do one, boring one with what happened at school, and it wasn't one teacher, but 3, and it was a situation where my son said someone did something mean to him.. I mean thank goodness that these teachers are cool, although they do often stick together, this whole situtation leads me to believe that sometimes one has to be confrontational in order to get that door of communication broken open.
In the case of the swine flu, the panic they set has no here or now, its only fictional, while I believe people should have the choice of it, if they feel they want it, its the WHO who changed their definition of what a Pandemic entails including but not limited to forgeting about the death rate. On one side, I saw a video of of all people who I didn't think would be involved with spreading the idea of vaccination, the council for foriegn relations, one video they were talking about how they could get people to take the vaccine, on another more recent one, they were saying that the N1H1, was in fact rather mild and was just a practice run for something more dangerous, but still, what the hell is the CFR doing talking about vaccination anyhow? This is the Prok connection actually since she herself claims to have worked for them.
I worry mostly for the fact that since 1976 the vaccine makers had been given a repreive since the last swine flu incident were the vaccine was actually more dangerous than the flu which only at the time could claim one life, where as the vaccine claimed 25 with thousands paralysed. The record shows that this is the time they decided that they didn't wish to pay for experiementing on the public anylonger so congress passed some kind of thing where they didn't have to compinsate anyone during of all things, a pandemic.
But see this is where I'm the crazy old lady who has 20 imaginary cats.. you know?
Unlike my mom who was ready to believe whatever the teachers said I did (perhaps because I did) I imagine you are supportive of your child. I got the feeling my mom could of cared at times. Say, will you be my mommy?
Well,it depends who was mean to your child. If it was students and you cause the facility to intervene, your child just feel 12.43 marks on the social scale.
Let me give the lad some advice. Translate this into whatever language kids speak over there and then make 20 copies and put them all over his room. This is a piece I wrote a while back before I realized people could give a shit about my life stories when there is a pretend cat that is much more interesting.
ah, Adric!!
I thought I answered you earlier, but then I noticed that my info had been wiped out on this page.. yipes!
If you didn't get my last message, my comment to your blog, I meant to say "thank you".
on the terms of the whole Swine flu thingy, for those who are subseptible to the virus, they are just as likely to be dead from the vaccine, its a case of damned if you do, damned if you don't.. I suppose. Besides, if there were ever a real agenda,C which it could be one day a possibility, I hardly feel that they would target the sector of the public which earns the most and works the most, where as children, well you know, they earn nothing.
The problem here is we have 28 deaths from Swine Flu and zero from the vaccine, so your case is a tough one to make.
No matter, they don’t want to give poor Adric a shot anyway.
It was my son who has some problems understanding things at times, especially when upset. He's even gone so far as to place his hands on the teacher he says he loves so much in front of me and proceed to strangle her as Homer does to Bart in the Simpsons.
I pretty much said to them, I don't have problems with people outside of school and that I had a number of friends, but it was the school which was the problem and it didn't matter what I wore or what I did because it wasn't going to make them like me for who I was if it was simply a matter of a change of clothes or a change of interests.
But as I may have made clear, or not, I showed up there as a surprise- which most parents even here do not do. I just wanted to dispell anything which may have been my son being mistreated by a member of the staff. And I have a BS detector on that day, I assure you, as well as my husband and mother in law, and the accused also who has my son's best interest at heart, explained that he didn't lie and even encouraged him to talk up. But that some of how my son reacted was the situation. He interpreted the situation like a horror film. That one of his teachers was "evil" and was the teacher that he likes the least that was assigned to him for his class time that week. If I had not gone down there as a surprise, it would have been disasterous.
I myself am no stranger about getting my little arse kicked in school, and the sad part was that the teachers in America didn't seem to care, only cared about the pecking order, and when I finally got to see a "sociologist/ child psychologist" do you know what they said? They say that I brought it about on myself because I was "unusual" and had interests far outside of the normal areas that children were supposed to have. (at around the age of
To my son, who has the oportunity of many friends and is often followed about by little girls, I say,"be who you are" but he has to calm down with that reactive streak because he's got people walking on eggshells for whatever it is that will set him off, its really very OCD at times when the door has to be shut, the lights in the other room has to be off and the other students must be very quiet. Yes, he has some complex issues. And he is very fortunate to be able to have a school he can go to. He's the smartest of the students but also the "baby". One of the teachers, female sometimes lets her two little girls come over and play with him, in school.. because they have a crush on him.
For Sweden the vaccine vs virus is a tie. Certainly there were no small children until about two weeks ago, when one, who had been very sick for days and was sent home, but the parents were worried and the child was refered to a different hospital and by this time the child had not eaten or had anything to drink for about 5 days. No extreme medical care was given, it was almost as though they practically let the child die..if so, its criminal and should be investigated, and certainly the child's parents will be doing just that.
Not falling for that crap, neither should you. But there was more corruption than meets the eye.. I suppose. If you could dig it up, it would be so cool.
The CFR mentioned creating a vaccine shortage to create demand. What the hell are they involved with though? tunafish mercury snippets, pregnant women and children must have this!!??? I have no clue as to some of the stuff they are going on about. I personally rather stay out of the way.. I don't like my chain pulled!!
Oh quick!! get a flu shot now!! It could kill us all!!!
I’ve gotten the flu shot in past years, but it’s fairly well proven whereas this new one needs time to show it’s colors. I did not get one this year because the lines of people are insane.
You cannot just show up at school. In the US there is an officer at most schools now who will assume you are a pedo or mad gunman and tase, handcuff, and question you. People are weird about who is around their kids these days so school is by appointment only for adults.
You son is right. People are generally out to get you I find. Teachers are some of the most petty stupid people in the world unqualified to do anything of value to society and I met some real nut cases who really felt the need to compete with children by making it clear how brilliant they were.
I did however have the luck of meeting one teacher who took an interest in me and encouraged me. All the other kids turned in paper they may well of wiped their ass with, but Adric’s paper was magically delicious. She said it was funny and reminded her of Andy Rooney (some old crazy guy near death). While she never actually taught me anything (lazy bitch) she did prod me to write and it’s a shame I never really got the technical aspect down.
I recall one day we went to the skating rink and we were skating or something. I really cannot recall or blocked events that far back but we may of did the hand thing (holding) once and she said “don’t tell anyone at school!” which gave me the hope she would want to see my penis, but she never did. Perhaps because it was rather sad compared to her ex-husbands, but shit woman – I hit puberty – CALL ME!. Wait…she might be like 70 now.
Okay, you can have this school visit, but please do not be the crazy mom who shows up on a schedule with problems. Like me, your son will never learn to cope with people, but he can learn the trick I did. Act. Smile, shake your head, go on with your day. There is nothing you can say or do to change others short of beating them with a stick and even in Sweden that is illegal.
Your job is amazingly contradictory in that you have to protect your kid yet make sure he gains the skills needed to get along when you aren’t there anymore.
Yeah, I bet you were tormented all the hell over in school. Your are very one of a kind of person with new ideas that seem to glow around you. This of course stands out and will be punished by older children.
Are you certain you want ME as your mother? Of course I'm, I guess kind of nice in some ways, but I yell a bit too much sometimes, says my son, and I make people eat their vegetables… (and lentils
) or say, "take your coat, its chilly out" and get the answer, "but maaaaaaaawm, its broiling out, summer, and completely sunny!!"
eh, don't you talk back to AET as a mammma.. because then I start talking back and then I talk so fast it makes the head spin…
Provided you grow to realize your yelling will have no effect whatsoever on what I do. Most people figure it out sooner or later.