Moving Day
In this big overflowing sack of asshole whiny bitch that is roughly the size of Belgium, we have the people who stomp their feet and scream if one more injustice is perpetrated on them by Linden they are going to leave Second Life for (insert Blue Mars, Open Sim, Metaplace, Chuck E Cheese).
In this near empty sack that is roughly the size of the list of reasons to give President Obama the Nobel Peace Prize, we have the people who actually left Second Life for greener pasture.
Why the imbalance? It can’t be people are talking shit so it has to be lack of means. As I am always pained to see others pained, I am offering to come over with some boxes and move your bitch ass to the platform of you choice.
Load it up bitches
Hey Prok, Did I Mention My Wife Left Me?
I sort of feel bad for Prok since this guy has little reason to rent from someone who banned him I speculate other than fucking with her until she happens to bring in his personal life (his bitch dumped him or something). Why does she feel the need to go there? As cruel as people are to her, that is just nuke type stuff since we all know shattered relationships are something we lie awake at night crying and masturbating about (alone). When someone points and laughs like that it’s just evil.
My question here is how does Prok get her intel? It has to be like the people who get an IM from Tenshi and just go on and on too stupid to realize she just handed you a shovel and she is logging your way down, foot by foot. Do people sit with Prok talking about their life thinking when they cross her it’s all forgotten? I bet she has a big board like the FBI uses for the mafia and your picture is up there buddy.
Oh, my wife didn’t leave me. One of them didn’t I think. I need to get my Strawberry Shortcake diary out and read back. My hamster left me. Really. Okay fine, look…. I came in one day to find the one had eaten into the spinal cord of the other and killed it. To me his appeal as a pet was somewhat diminished knowing he was a killer so I tossed him in a park.
Every day she get’s a little more bitter
Could someone go over and check on Ann O’Toole? She seems a little more bitter each day. I was enjoying this article as poor Josh tries to grasp how Zyngo is a game of skill. The operator has “proven” this and even the fucktwits at Alphaville know the score.
The issue should be the odds are shit. Here are payouts in Vegas. Pretty damn high and they still make money. Look in the Alphaville article and do the math. It’s a game for idiots. Even with skill you are not likely to do that well.
The fact that Linden allows this little game to go on is a shame but people are not forced to blow their money. I had never played until tonight and I have to wonder if those published rates are even regulated. Who really knows what the scripts are set to? Does Linden check or just count the cash? And is Ann on to something?
Number six has my heart. Jealous bitch.
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They haven’t left SL because there’s not really anywhere else to go: Blue Mars doesn’t actually quite exist yet, Twinity is empty, Chuck E. Cheese you have to like leave the house. The various OpenSims are getting there, but deep down I think everyone knows that the odds of a given OpenSim grid being managed any better than SL is aren’t real real good. Love the moving-van tho.
Prok gets his information by a combination of reading weblogs, hearing rumors, and simply making stuff up. He’s admitted this, justifying it as usual by saying that the people he makes stuff up about are griefers, where the definition of that word includes annoying him (and *everyone* eventually annoys him). Nice work if you can get it!
I worry about Ann O’T, too. She doesn’t seem to be as mean as Prok, but her worldview is even less plausible…
People! Gotta love ‘em. :)
The moving van pissed me off. It was a great sculpt and the fucking texture fucked me. I should of used AvPainter and did not so it’s a box with a u-shape on it instead. Design then drink. I always dick the order up.
I make shit up too but personal life is just not my thing. To each his own I guess but when you play real life you have to know you risk shit like that guy telling her what her home looked like. That shit is fucking creepy. I bet she is nowhere near well armed as me. I would of invited them up for a beer. I guess that is the risk when you stalk someone. I am far more unstable and nutty than anyone I know and such a bad choice to stalk.
Ann is a nice lady. I met her once and I was wearing a Pedobear outfit (which oddly enough is not funny to a lot of people) and she had a good laugh. Perhaps the copybot thing and the generic shit soup condition of the economy are pissing her off. Her thing today on furries is a bit out there I have to say.