Let’s go to Sacramento

This Bitch is Back in Town

Shopping Cart Disco's SLsecret hit a rough patch of lame submissions but thankfully Tenshi knows how to pick them when the good ones do come and  this week is proof of that.

1) Agreed.  How can you ever post sex videos being shy?  2) Most bloggers I suppose.  3) True.  Quit being a pussy, go on the attack.  That will make them like you.  4) WTF?  This is not for your in-jokes only your bff gets.  Bitch.   5) It is about me.  It's always about me.  Why else did you feel the need?  6)  Water/fire sounds are lame and annoying.  hair is not your bee's wax and no one wants to do you.  7) What does your ass do all day?  Bitch?  8 ) You will always be taken for granted because you demand it.

One Year Makes a World of Difference for Prok

Had Prok fucked with Bush administration officials berating them with annoying noises from her mouth, her ass would of felt someone bump into her, turned around, been zapped with 50,000 volts, and woke up in Camp X-Ray at Gitmo.   She of course would have continued to speak her mind resulting in her not wet breathing air privileges being reduced.    This vicious circle would have gone on past the election when the Obama administration was deciding what to do with detainees and their only viable option was to send her on a special lunar mission.

Of course she does it now instead of then and like Bush would send someone in to let you libs abuse them.

Not Even a Little Stiff

I have a certain level of respect for the kinks of others within reason.   While I personally find licking someone’s nasty foot to be gross, if it turns you on I am happy for you provided your partner is footie friendly.  You should never ask your partner to do things that make them uncomfortable like perhaps the pretend circumstance of some girl you see from time to time asking if you want her to put her finger somewhere you know it does not go.   They could say "no thank you" or they could panic that you have something bigger than a finger in mind but this is just an ice breaker.

Seeing this post I did note it was a bit above feet fun with all the brutal torture and death, but it said tour and I love tours. Arriving at the Torture & Sex Factory I saw various devices of pain, death, and misery, and of course a gift shop.   I didn't have the time or desire to be tormented for 45 minutes so I pickled a big device for the most pain and bang.   What I got was PBS.   Sure, the promise of having a probe jammed in your ass and a sharp pole stabbing you in the ass and coming out your face sounds good, but when it moves the speed of those old bitches in line at Luby's who make you wish you went someplace else, it's just boring.    It took well over five minutes for it to whip me, anally assault me, spear me, and it raised the pole at such a crawl I got off.

In their defense, if they do indeed get wet and/or hard over this I can see them wanting it to go slow, but they need a switch for those of us who need faster infliction of death since we don't even get a little turned on.

Zooming Zindra

Feeling a little let down after the slow and less than satisfying violation and death, I was lifted a bit when I noticed I was in Zindra.    I love Zindra!    I know, you have this image of a full time obscene orgy filled land.  It's not like that at all.

See this? This is the softer side of Zindra.  I like to sit, have an ice cream cone, and sit for a bit.   This is relaxing and enables me to zoom the camera in all the stores on Route 69 without looking like I spend all my time in adult stores like the perverts.

After I am rested up and shopped out, I sometimes hit the Museum of Sex Furniture but was unable to find it today.   There was some sort of castle looking complex I did not recall.   I went over and saw the owners dogs who are normally shy (pets in Zindra have this irrational fear of…— oh never mind) but I offered them some yummy ice cream.   They weren't sure it was good for them but I assured them I knew most everything and it was fine (plus I would bring them chocolate ice cream next time which I double promised was safe). The dogs explained they redesigned to a larger layout and I was off to see for myself.   Sure enough it was still there.   Looked to be some new exhibits as well and as always the curious item like one called "Army Bunk Bed".    This designer was in a different army than I was.

There is No Higher Cause or More Critical Crisis

Do you know what I think when I see this intro to a video on NWN?

"In this supremely gorgeous if somewhat opaque machinima by a French artist".

I don't think "I will click on that right away!"  since I am unable to erase the first thing that came to mind which looks a bit like this.

After a 12 pack and episode of This Old House erases that disturbing image, I am left with the feeling of sadness that we are watching pointless eye candy art school abstract art antics when we are loosing the real war.   Having reviewed the collection on an adult machinima site (many times over to be sure), it's become clear we are falling behind.   There are more videos of Sims getting nasty than Second Life.   This is not only shocking and disturbing, it's hard to understand. I conducted more research (I care about you and will watch these over and over if I need to), and discovered the Sims videos are inferior in many ways.    Why does New World Notes not report on this vital issue?   Why Indeed.

If this image is too small (not posting big clear naughty here, I have to worry about corrupting Dale), I cover the fact people do not have shit pop up above their head when they think or do something. They just do not.   On Second Life, I note how even the gay stuff is true to life (insofar as I know) since if the guy you are stranded with has an Old Navy shirt on, gay man love is likely as is the very common occurrence of a women doing three guys in club.

Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that we will fight this war and we will win this war.   If you do not wish to fight along side us, we only ask you move to France until the men have taken care of this.

When someone can look at a machinima site and say "Damn, there are a lot of Second Life humping videos!!" it will once again be safe for you to return and bore us all with your flashy effect videos.

Let it Burn

Burning Life 2009 day two. Lag is much better. A few patches here and there, but compared to yesterday it's better. Two day is dedicated to the Navy who I show love for by wearing a silly sailor outfit. Of course I am denied the much needed attention being surrounded by people dressed as things I can't even guess at.

If Papa Phil knew in the beginning his world would be so open that an adult avatar in a kid's sailor outfit did not stand out he may have  stayed at Real Networks. Are they still around? Let me Google…. Hell yeah. A little down from their peak stock price and Rhapsody is a tiny bit behind iTunes but don't listen to this guy trying to scare you into selling that stock before it's too late. I give it a strong buy recommendation and I saw Wall Street like three times.

I ran into little Miss McCann doing a show or a class or something. Like when I spent time pretending to be a kid to dig up dirt for a good kid play story I again find these people are more boring that anyone and only listened as I walked by. Prok sees perverted monsters I see sleep aids. The little Tylenol PMs did have their Adult>Kid machine out again I saw at SL6B and it made me slightly less horrific looking this time. Another hole in the kid play hysteria boat. They would try to be attractive looking kids if they were into the nasty. Having no fear of being a younger sexy bitch, I fixed myself up a bit. Damn. I am hot little sexy bitch. Pictures were added to the first Burning Life piece slide show.

Always the Last to Hear

Was anyone ever going to tell me there was a Plurk user I could send a hurtful comment about someone or something to who would post it anonymously? No one? Damn you bitches.    It's a damn good thing Baby P wrote a story.   He loves him some Adric. I am torn.  

As I commented on Prad's site,   this will end badly.    Oh the other hand I have been reading it and can't look away.

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