Help is Here

by Adric Antfarm on October 25, 2009

In 2006, a cracked up nut joined Second Life.    He promptly escaped the boring part and began his own commando force / legal services firm (as a tax shelter).    If you need help, and you can find them, maybe you can hire…

 

adricteam

 

From property disputes…

Land Disputes

 

Process service…..

Custody Issues

 

Or even simple will preparation, the Adric Team is here.

{ 23 comments… read them below or add one }

AlterEgoTrip Svenska October 25, 2009 at 12:14 pm

I need some kind of HELP.. but its probably just a false alarm.. I’m waiting forever to download from that xtranormal.com site.. :P It was much more than I thought it was.. I may have to take it to another computer as usual.

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Adric Antfarm October 25, 2009 at 12:19 pm

Yeah, our help is more along the lines of discharging weapons.

If you want a movie, Adric will make you a movie.    You like them big, medium, small, perky?  Adric will make you a good movie

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Amalia Broome October 25, 2009 at 1:03 pm

Hmmm…men with huge rods..yea..I can dig it. Come rescue me..I’m in my cave..naked..being held hostage by two ferocious frogs named Frick and Frack. Don’t let their ‘Kermit like’ demeanor through you off they are vicious frogs!! They’ve taken my inventory hostage and won’t let me get dressed until I swear I didn’t eat frog legs for dinner last night!

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Adric Antfarm October 25, 2009 at 1:34 pm

Frick and Frack are out already? Damn justice system!!

I will make frog soup out of them!

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Amalia Broome October 25, 2009 at 3:44 pm

http://www.koinup.com/AmaliaBroome/work/62264/

Be careful..that’s my bunny….we grow ‘em big in SL

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Adric Antfarm October 25, 2009 at 3:53 pm

I have the cat and ferret.   They are well priced, but fear them not Adric for….

http://www.koinup.com/AdricAntfarm/work/159079/

This is my hand.

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Amalia Broome October 25, 2009 at 4:07 pm

http://www.koinup.com/AmaliaBroome/work/46056/

Be afraid….my cat is resting after eating someone twice your size

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Adric Antfarm October 25, 2009 at 4:12 pm

http://www.adric.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/badcat21.jpg

Be cautious, 4 out of 5 cats do not like the taste of Adric and spit him out.

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Amalia Broome October 25, 2009 at 9:48 pm

Perhaps I should taste Adric and see for myself?

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Adric Antfarm October 26, 2009 at 8:15 am

Sort of a Pepsi Challenge ™ is always a good idea.

Yeah, it’s a lot like Coke or Pepsi actually but then again like dicks and vagina I strongly prefer one but my dad says they taste the same.

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Amalia Broome October 26, 2009 at 8:25 am

OHHHHHHH….the light goes on … so you’re a Pepsi guy? Geesh …sorry. All this time I thought you liked Coke (as I do – well diet Coke). I get it now…(insert lightbulb here).

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Adric Antfarm October 26, 2009 at 9:36 am

Pepsi is too sweet girl.

Coke is it.

Diet Coke???
Ick!!!!!
GROSS!!!

Okay, if we are going to taste Adric, we need another flavor for this blind test. How about we first we spray you in the face with pepper spray. Then you taste Adric. You tell us which tastes better.

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Amalia Broome October 26, 2009 at 10:50 am

Wow…Pepper spray? Are you saying you need to protect yourself from me? Pepper spray is a defensive weapon! I’ll just slink of into the bushes in my black stalker outfit and silently move away…

Wonder if any of the Lindens are being stalked?

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Adric Antfarm October 26, 2009 at 11:16 am

Holy fuck. I just clicked delete instead of reply, so we best do this by memory.

Lindens stalked? HA! They are nowhere as popular as I am.

The idea of the pepper spray in the Adric Challenge is to show I am clearly the winner. We used to have people drunk piss instead but there were complaints. All that is key is comparing something to Adric thatis clearly inferior.

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AlterEgoTrip Svenska October 26, 2009 at 11:52 am

I think I must taste similar to pepper spray, or in the least those little dried “bullet” chillis from
asia.. especially strong when mixed with vodka and allowed to sit for a few months..Let me think.. I think I smell something familar, which isn’t pepper spray.. Adric, don’t tell me you actually taste of Edam Cheese? *raises eyebrow*
here chilli vodka all around!!! (I will dip into the absinthe myself!! and be amazingly stíngey about it too!!! :P )

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Adric Antfarm October 26, 2009 at 12:29 pm

Edam Cheese?

Let me taste…

mmmmm

I am good!

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AlterEgoTrip Svenska October 26, 2009 at 1:08 pm

watch out.. there are cheese fanciers who will eat you up with a glass of wine and some odd fruits on the side.. ;)
Personally I think my taste is more suited to either a Thai Curry with lots of coconut milk OR pepper spray.. I’m siding more on the pepper spray myself.

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Adric Antfarm October 26, 2009 at 1:10 pm

I am more Velveeta, crackers, and Coke.

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Adric Antfarm October 26, 2009 at 1:55 pm

What Adric really tastes like.

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AlterEgoTrip Svenska October 26, 2009 at 2:15 pm

I blame myself for your cocky attitude, after all, its my encouragement of virtual drunkeness that must have made you snap!

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Adric Antfarm October 26, 2009 at 2:26 pm

Oh dear, I appreciate you taking credit, but it started way before you.

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AlterEgoTrip Svenska October 26, 2009 at 2:30 pm

yeah but I added the virtual booze.. you know I’m the one who’s gonna get your keys taken away… ;)

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Adric Antfarm October 26, 2009 at 2:38 pm

As long as you don’t take the real one

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