For the world
There comes a time when you heed a certain call. I believe the children are our future. Near far, wherever you are. Therefore it is with great personal sacrifice that I have deployed Task Force Clown to Ross in support of a Peacekeeping mission.
As I made clear in my speech, the reports of hostiles in Ross are simply too great a threat to peace in the region for me not to find a way to amuse myself – no matter the danger to myself.
Our mission is clear. Keep the peace. If we encounter Woodbury students we will ensure they are acting in a manner that does not dishonor the namesake of that fine institution of higher learning, Francis Chute Woodbury. In addition, if they have any snapshots, web cam video, or even cellphone pictures of their young 19 year old firm smooth bodies if they wouldn’t mind sending those.
The second we had boots on ground I ordered Sergeant Major Paine to establish a defensive perimeter so we could assemble the TOC and get the coffee on. At great personal risk to myself I went forward to observe a suspicious looking nooble.
Let me see your noobie hands, bitch
I shadowed the suspect for a bit before he teleported out. This proves he was up to something and Prok is correct to be mindful or it proves being followed by a clown in military gear is more than a little creepy.
Then I spotted a few more troublemakers plotting misdeeds, but I was smarter this time. First I blended in as a tourist and then as a small child.
My name is Billy and I am 9
They still ran away. They must have very good intel since there was no way I blew my cover. Hey, what is this?
Thats "www.adric.us"
No link for old Adric? I guess th——–wait. Prok called Tateru Nino an ageplay apologist or something like that and she gets a link? Has she forgotten I am the guy she called nearly coherent? That is lower? Look, if I have to cover for some avatar humping an avatar that is an adult that looks like a kid to get a link I am okay with that.
Oh well, I’m sure it’s just an oversight it’s not like s——-
Adric Don't Play That
I am here on a Sunday keeping the peace for a Democrat? Well maybe, but an Obama supporter? Sergeant Major Paine, endex this bitch op. Stow the gear, fuck this shit. Have at it boys.
Last one back gets the smallest medal.
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What is wrong with Obama?
This is a trick question?
No?
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