We are getting reports of a superhero of some kind over the land that is home to the brutal ongoing War Of Chalk.
One local man was able to ask this masked person some questions and passed on this response:
Truth, justice, and the—what? Why do people always ask if I am gay? I am not . My girlfriend lives in Toronto. I am going to lunch.
Are you single?”
Who is this man?
What does the “A” mean?
Is he gay?
Is that other dude single? If so, will they hook up?
And mostly..
What is for lunch?

