Brave & Devoted Enforcer

by Adric Antfarm on August 15, 2009

What an odd story.   The bullet holes didn’t come with it btw, those are notes on when I personally would of felt justified in using deadly force.    Attempt to stab me?    Homey don’t play that.    The second is a single hole since I guess you can’t shoot for window pounding (damn weak ass Oklahoma Self Defense Act) but it’s a moot point given the preceding stab reach would of removed this time line.

Adric rule #423 – You get one stabby attempt then it’s my turn.    In the unlikely event my attempt to punch a .40 hole in you failed you are of course entitled to another turn.  The process is repeated until someone realizes how dumb violence is or is unable to take their turn.

goodcop

In other local stabby news,   I give this one a half hole.    It would of sufficed to say “I will be out in a minute” and no matter how bad you have to go stabbing is very poor manners.

wwad2

FYI,   no arrests in this one so the two (no, I do not know if they were in the bathroom together or what they were doing) guys are still out (watch your bathroom manners) there.

TPD is looking for  two white men, both with short brown hair and white shirts.  One is about 5 feet 7 inches tall and weighs about 160 pounds. He has a goatee.   The second man is about 5 feet 11 inches tall and weighs between 200 and 225 pounds.

If you spot Shaggy and Pudgy in any restrooms, do not attempt to appended them (they may cut you).    If you have any info call Crime Stoppers at 596-COPS.

The victim is fine (treated and released at St Francis).


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