I don’t know who you are ( I suppose I could look, but nah) but sorry about the error when you attempted to get an Xsreet item this evening. I was moving the box. It’s up now. If you are crying Nancy boy keep in perspective that all my shit is free.
As for you….. You know, half of me feels bad I didn’t reach out and the other half of me feels I am not your damn daddy and counselor. Figure it out bitches.
So yeah, got the IM with an odd one. “are you a discrete bisexual?”.
Where the hell do you people come up with this shit? No problem because (and a lot of you know this) people on SL will approach you as alts or via others and try to get little tidbits to use for their own fun. Why I have no idea but I long ago started to answer any serious question in the least serious way. In this case I gave the very logical “how would a discreet bisexual answer such a question” which i have to imagine is a tough one since he is discreet and all.
I had a good laugh and a few more screwdrivers when it occurred to me this was someone younger than me (and then some according the profile were it true) that was reaching out or something. Or some freak on Second Life looking to get off before his wife gets back from bible study.
If you are waiting for the wife, I hope you found some freak who helped you out as I will not. If you are some confused little guy, I honestly don’t think you want my advice since I long ago quit thinking that way. When I was your age I pushed away the conventional wisdom of the skinny girls who you had to spend your entire KFC check on just to get a hand up under the bra on a not so impressive tit. I found the big girls would pay their own way and do things you hadn’t even learned about yet.
So my really bad advice is just to hit it and hit it all you can. Even if it’s that weird dude down the street who offers to blow you for in exchange for $50 and a bag of weed. It does not make you gay and even if so it’s the kind of gay you forget stoned with $50 to spend.
The thing here (and you will learn this) is it doesn’t matter in the least what you want because you will never have it. Your friends will go off to college since their parents weren’t failures while you end up in the service. You’ll be trapped in hellish relationship after relationship that just when you think can’t get any worse evolves to marriage and soon after you will be minus half your shit. Then you won’t care about sex because you realize it’s a horrible horrible thing used by people to make you all happy and sleepy so they can stab you. You’ll become a really heavy heavy drinker and abusive blogger. Oh and kidney stones. You will love those.
Nah, I’m kidding man. You can be bi. It’s cool. Just…..I have to say my gay friends are really mean to bi people. They tell me there is no such thing and it’s simply gay men without the courage to honest. I don’t know so much but if you give me some weed and cash we can get to the bottom of it.
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