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What we want

by Adric Antfarm on July 31, 2010

I am impressed.  Normally the stupid and lazy have to fake some knowledge of an event like today.  We've not only saved them the trouble, we've given them a sound bite, a catchphrase, a giggle, and a way to drop $L30 on our shirt.

It is easier than telling the true which is we all want to fuck each other senseless.  No, not in the good way. 

Those who own a region or more want it known they pay $3600 a year (a figure I hear a lot now very loudly) and they are entitled to support when they ask for it.  Those who are now appearing lower in search than they were want those bastards above them put below them.  Those people who like shadows and eye candy want a viewer than gives them Kristen's effects and then some.  Those people who want simplicity and a portable platform want a viewer with graphics that will run on a wide range of lower end hardware.  Those people who like features want Emerald to be the viewer for all.  Those people who want a simple viewer and easier experience want– fuck if I know, AOL I guess (but not Emerald).  Those in education want something that makes their students commit suicide less.  Those who work with the disabled want a viewer that they are able to use without difficulty.  Those in business want a clean grid.  Those who sell purple double headed dildos want somewhat less of a clean grid.  Those who say Linden is really a hosting company demand they hire an army of customer service representatives to service their needs.  Those who sell products say Linden needs to hire an army of DMCA enforcers to ensure their product is safe from copy at all times. 

Oh, I agree Linden has made many mistakes. Jira for example.  Letting you asshats jack them around and set the agenda with conflicting demands for years was just dumb.  Never forget that Viewer 2 is something they said we would hate which can only mean they wanted to see how much we would take or they really place too much value in the equal of letting you know that hammer they are about to smack you in the head with might not be something you find enjoyable. 

The rest?  All that conflicting shit up top?  I feel in my dark cold heart Phil will do his best to please as many groups as possible, but that is not going to extend to cash. They will bring in open source minds and fix search, and tweak things, but if you see a flood of new customer service or any hires, you may be disappointed.  This means that some of the issues like crossings and stability are not going to be fast.  So many things like region avatar limits are legacy based and could  require a step forward that costs serious cash.  To get that cash is easy.  Make the case to those in control that spending a ton of cash will bring in a ton of new users who stay and spend a ton of money and  it will get done.   How you make that case when we both know it to be false is my concern.

Second Life can go on for years.  It will.  How it goes anywhere near 2006 bank is math I cannot do in my head.   For this reason, I need to tell you the truth.  It's not Linden.  It's these bastards sneaking into Second Life, taking our jobs, using our social services, and changing our language.  If you will kindly direct your attention away from Linden and on to these interlopers for a while I am sure things will be better when you turn back.  Promise. 

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Live From Linden Hugathon

by Adric Antfarm on July 30, 2010

Live Meaningless Observations

Wallace Linden starts off with the way things will be.  They talk 30.  We ask.

BK appears to have purchased a microphone from Odd Lots that he hooked up to his record player. 

Phil could read a fucking shampoo label and excite people.  He's used the word "dreams" in the first minute.

Phil says he is back because he cares.  Nothing about this guy going Apocalypse Now in his Prim Media cave.

Phil is showing us a slide explaining he is not actually showing us a slide.  Everyone is ready to shave their head and hand out pamphlets at the airport.

Crash rates.  Phil wants 2.1 to crash less than 1.23.

How can you pick so many random boring nobody people for an audience?  It's like church except for Dee Linden in that nasty cheerleader outfit. 

HTTP Delivery of Textures to be enabled next week to speed up texture loads.  Really?  Not sure, I am lost in his dreamy eyes.

Phil says we've fallen behind in solving technology problems and he wants to turn that around.

must resist.  cannot look away.  losing free will.

Phil understands Viewer 2 is pissing us off and doesn't work for anyone.  He goes on to say it has advances he wants to keep, but it has to be changed to work for everyone (new users, old users, etc).

Wants to bring open source community in viewer development.  Looking around for that Fractured Crystal kid to jump out and stab me.  Phil thinks this is free, that kid may have other ideas.

Give me an A!  Yea Adric!.

Welcome areas suck Phil says.  Needs to go.  New users should get right down to it (bother us). 

Phil is talking about blogs.  I think the poor man means those idiots on the official forums.  None of us are saying this third grade stuff. 

Phil also understands search is fucked eight ways to Sunday, but it's very complicated.  Says he found some very smart people to fix.  Wants to be careful making changes to not help one just to hurt another.

First admission by Linden that you cannot sail a boat or drive without it going crazy.  Phil wants to fix,

Mesh is coming, but not until they can roll out with resources use, etc, clear.

Ads comic touch.  Will update avatar one day.  Knows he is out of date.

Handing off to Bob.   I have a massive erection.

Bob speaks from the bottom of the well.  My wood shrivels.

If BK can't get a decent microphone to work, he cannot be trusted.  Then again, Wallace is not as good as Phil.  I doubt anyone is.

GREAT QUESTION.  – Can we quit trying to be Facebook and the like?  Phil says that is not what Second Life is. He uses a bunch of hippie words to say what it is about.  I bet he is stoned.   Maybe a Prius driver.

QUESTION – If he had it to do over again…. hmm.  Maybe make sure feature A works before moving on to B.

Eggy would love this with some mayo on rye bread.

QUESTION – Second Life on other platforms (browsers, etc).  Phil says browsers not there yet, but they are looking at when it is possible.  Same for mobile.  A few years maybe less.

Brave Pete.  I would never admit I work on the Linden PR team in my profile.  It's like saying you work in BP's safety team.

QUESTION:  What blogs does Phil read?  He doesn't want to call out favorites (he loves my blog and me) but he does read Second Life blogs.

QUESTION:  Same for BK.  He likes business reading, maybe Techcrunch (the Fox News of the tech world), etc, blah, cheap crap microphone.

Holy shit, I just noticed these asshats have been babbling in text chat the entire time (I dislike having windows open).  "I hope Phil says CEO!" "You are doing great Phil!".  Oh my God.  What ass did I kiss to get randomly selected?   I was the only prick here that I can tell.  I am a token!  Finally! 

What?  Over?  We just got here.  Can I give this mix tape to Phil?  I see.  Well, maybe next time.

Well folks, BK needs some microphone help, Phil talks a great game and says the right things, but is that enough to do it?

I think we owe Phil some time based on his stated intentions.  Time we don't talk about figures, signs of the end, or what our brilliant plan is that will save Second Life. 

 

 

 

 

 


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